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They‘re fun, functional, and made to last.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nDesign Choices:\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPink elephant with monkey and parasols - add text\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nMonkey \u0026amp; palm pagoda -add a stacked 2 letter monogram\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nLeopard \u0026amp; parasol - add a stacked 2 letter monogram \u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nBar cart with monkey and drinks - add circle monogram in the wheel\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n Why You’ll Love It:\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nWaffle weave for quick drying\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nSoft, durable, and machine washable\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPrinted design looks like embroidery but is created with permanent ink\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPerfect for summer parties, hostess gifts, or adding a pop of fun to your kitchen\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n Size: 16” x 28” | Machine wash cold, tumble dry low\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nWelcome to Cottage \u0026amp; Club! We run on girl power! We are woman-owned \u0026amp; only hire women to help run our small business based in North Carolina, dedicated to creating high-quality, beautifully designed items that bring charm and functionality to your home. We’ve been crafting high-quality products and happy customer experiences since 2015. While we may be new to Etsy, we’re not new to creating items that bring joy and charm to your home.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nWe’re so excited to be selling on Etsy and sharing our love for all things classic with a wider audience. It’s a joy to bring timeless charm and quality craftsmanship to even more homes, and we’re thrilled to have you here with us!","brand":"Cottage \u0026 Club","offers":[{"title":"Tea Towel \/ Elephant","offer_id":44890132611263,"sku":"ET-27156383595","price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Tea Towel \/ Leopard","offer_id":44890132644031,"sku":"ET-27532471518","price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Tea Towel \/ Bar Cart","offer_id":44890132676799,"sku":"ET-27532471520","price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Tea Towel \/ Pagoda","offer_id":44890132709567,"sku":"ET-27532471524","price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Tea Towel \/ Zebra","offer_id":44890132742335,"sku":"ET-27156383615","price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0658\/8389\/8047\/files\/il_fullxfull.7306777177_qi16_308446b7-f7cf-4f5f-beb3-4e9fdb261bce.jpg?v=1768229210"},{"product_id":"steel-magnolias-quote-themed-kitchen-towel-southern-sayings-gift-kitchen-decor-hostess-or-birthday-gift-for-her-ouiser-and-clairee","title":"Steel Magnolias Quote Themed Kitchen Towel - Southern Sayings Gift - Kitchen Decor - Hostess or Birthday Gift For Her - Ouiser and Clairee","description":"Add a splash of charm and a touch of personality to your kitchen with our soft, absorbent waffle-weave tea towels.  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